Total Medals Earned: 137 (From 36 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,180 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
View all the screwy, bolty and nutty art work!
Watch the end credits.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/140 points)
What a quick game!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
you are a beach boy!!!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/115 points)
Defeat Agness
Kill Something with a Grenade
Let the Creators Live!
Defeat Claudette
Unlock Complete Arsenal
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 5/11 (135/420 points)
Survive the first wave of attackers.
Purchase the Liquid Nitrogen Generator.
Purchase the VX Land Obliterator.
Purchase the Deranian Chaingun.
Get the good ending.
Purchase the Stasis Generator.
Purchase The Line of Death.
Purchase all of the Auto-fire turrets.
Purchase every single turret.
Get the bad ending.
Beat the entire game without purchasing a single gun.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/425 points)
Finish level 5
Finish level 14
Finish level 10
Finish level 18
Finish level 21
Finish level 27
Finish level 24
Complete the game
Complete the game with less than 30 deaths
Complete the game with less than 10 deaths